Apparently recovering pop-rocker Sheryl Crow made an appearance over the weekend at the Academy of Country Music awards, modeling an ensemble from the Lingerie department of Sears, Roebuck circa 1974. The bustier says “lifts and separates, tucks and squeezes,” while the flowing pants say, “and then there’s Maude.” And the stylist says, “Hey, I had an alibi!”
As you can clearly see, KK takes a no holds bra’d approach to maternity wear. That strapless bra hasn’t been a good idea in about…oh, four consonants at least.
Former child star and current P!nk impersonator Miley Cyrus has jumped aboard the twerking bandwagon and the result is…well…
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We suggest viewing this with the sound off, for Buster Keaton-esque levels of amusement. As we are a celebrity fashion blog and not a dance crit blog, we will confine our remarks to noting that if people can see your VPL through your onesie, you’re doing it wrong.
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