Vanessa Hudgens

Well, that Depends.

Oh no, Sheryl Crow

Apparently recovering pop-rocker Sheryl Crow made an appearance over the weekend at the Academy of Country Music awards, modeling an ensemble from the Lingerie department of Sears, Roebuck circa 1974. The bustier says “lifts and separates, tucks and squeezes,” while the flowing pants say, “and then there’s Maude.” And the stylist says, “Hey, I had an alibi!”

Kim Kardashian

As you can clearly see, KK takes a no holds bra’d approach to maternity wear. That strapless bra hasn’t been a good idea in about…oh, four consonants at least.

Phoebie Price + car crash = you tell me

Really, I have to say that the dress is the worst wreck in that picture. It looks like she’s wearing a five-year-old’s best nightgown.

Katie Price: Why My Little Pony abortion should be legalized

The “rse” is silent.

Kim K maternity pairs figure skate outfit

And as she shifts her gaze wistfully downward, past the figure skater at a funeral fashion disaster, Kim wonders, “Will I ever see my feet again?”

Former child star and current P!nk impersonator Miley Cyrus has jumped aboard the twerking bandwagon and the result is…well…

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We suggest viewing this with the sound off, for Buster Keaton-esque levels of amusement. As we are a celebrity fashion blog and not a dance crit blog, we will confine our remarks to noting that if people can see your VPL through your onesie, you’re doing it wrong.

Jared Leto for Hedi Slimane

Jared Leto (shown here posing for his profile shot) was very excited to hear that Gwyneth Paltrow was adding a dating site to her GOOP empire!