Nice try, Ashley! Good work at the Canadian Breaking Dawn premiere, pandering to Canuckistani patriotism with the obligatory red outfit on the red carpet (presumably the white is your refreshingly un-orange self). But even though Canada isn’t Paris, it was still a bad idea to try to repurpose Aunt Suzie’s maternity separates as a red carpet gown without so much as a judicious safety-pinning.
Lady Gaga has a lot on her mind lately. In related news, science has once again confirmed the link between the brains of gay males and straight females.
God, I love Eva Green; she frightens me, and it takes a LOTTA fierce to do that. I’m posting this picture for several reasons, even though the makeup is uneven, and black eyeliner forgives nothing:
- car wash skirts 4 eva! If you have the knees for them, very few things look as good.
- minimal, make that no jewelry; it takes confidence to pull that off in the Age of Bling, but if the dress is remarkable enough, it doesn’t need sparklies.
- those shoes. Those SHOES!
I own those shoes. Thank you, Eva Green, for giving me reason to feel fabulous, if only by proxy.
In a similar vein, but a slight variation, these Dolce & Gabbana pumps:
I woulda lost a bet: not ONE of you went for the Austin Powers angle when presented with Richard Simmons in an outfit he stole from my mother in one of her manic periods. But we had some good entries, and now we have a winnah!
Natalie Anne Lanoville
November 12, 2011 at 12:44 am
After putting so much work into his e-Harmony profile, Richard was crushed to find out that Elton John was already married.
Awww, isn’t that always the way: the best ones are either married or gay! Or both! And now for the ceremonial presentation of the imaginary hypothetical prize. In this case, it has to be something just as fabulous as little Richard here, which narrows it down considerably. To second-time champ Natalie we virtually present this swinging Alberto Gozzi Optical Sky Blue Hobo Bag to rock the flower power.
It’s time for a roundup! Next time I remember to tag my posts correctly so I can find them again. A triple-header of captions:
October 7, 2011 at 10:47 pm
igirl99 October 28, 2011 at 7:33 pm
Since everyone was struck speechless except iGirl99, and she won the previous one, we’re going to call this Foul, and I’m sure that’s something on which we can all agree.
Now, imaginary prizes for our champs Salome Valentine and iGirl99: First, for Salome, something highly Capoteable: a sterling silver cocktail straw from Tiffany & Co. featuring Capote’s favorite accessory: the monkey on his back.
And for iGirl99, we have the hipster-approved Dr Martens Rafi Saddle Shoe for true rockabilly style: