Yes yes the dresses were awfully pretty and ladylike, but how about that sexy bit of blouse at the end? No Donna Karan Intimates for this lady. Look, it’s made Anna so flustered she’s gripping her sunglasses until all the veins in her arms have popped out.
Billy Bob: I’m not a stalker, I just play one in real life (DailyStab)
Ja’Rule, Moron. (Wizbang Pop)
Sing for your supper, whine for your dessert (Agent Bedhead)
Amy Winehouse, the pre-disaster pictures. (Hollywood Backwash)
Tommy Lee, just another emo blogger (I’m Not Obsessed)
J-Lo is retaining water? (Girls Talking Smack)
Rodent is the new diamond (HolyCandy)
Juaquin Phoenix, au naturale (Mollygood)
A Goth Christmas Album from Marilyn and Evan?
Jena Malone, rocking the Wellies. (A Socilalite’s Life)
Manolo says, from the Manolo’s friends at the WizbangPop comes this most interesting news about Owen Wilson.
In Touch magazine reports the twice rehabbed stallion is resisting family and friends urging to enter a facility and instead has hired a ‘sober companion’ at the rate of $750.00 a day. And what’s the companion do? Follow the star around and make sure he doesn’t shoot up of course!
The per diem rate assures Owen a companion who will do ‘whatever’s necessary’ to keep him from using. A companion can also counsel and [provide] transportation to and from all destinations.
If this is not the perfect plot for the comedy the Manolo does not know what is!
Now, the only question is, who should play the “Sober Companion”?
Viggo’s looking mighty pleased with himself and so he should. He’s way ahead of the game. Not only has he has become master of the naked bathhouse fight but at this rate, he’ll be a shoe-in for next year’s World Beard and Moustache Championships.
The decision to merge Kate Bosworth and Julianne Moore was a win-win situation for everyone. Kate had all the benefits of attaching herself to a well-respected actress, Julianne would get to leave the family at home and go on dates with twenty-something British male models, while the public would finally get to watch Stuck on You 2: Electric Boogaloo.
There are three laws, and they go hand in hand with the stuff you learnt about robotics, motion and thermodynamics. The first two are whatever you want them to be. So, for example, you may choose to have:
1. Blondes have more fun (and gentlemen prefer them too)!
2. Change is good!
But they must always always give precedence to the third rule:
3. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
Otherwise you run the twin risks of Nelly Furtado and Robert Downey, Jr.
Manolo says, Francesca at Manolo for the Big Girl, has found the perfect video comment on the Britney Spears VMA performance, and she has also completely rebutted the ridiculous notion that Britney was “too fat”.
