Avril Lavigne loves her work

Avril Lavigne mic

Avril Lavigne “Takes It.”

Cheating on her husband with an electronic device? Tsk, tsk: surely she’s neither the first nor last woman to do so, we imagine.

Prince Hal

Manolo says, nothing says, “I am in the lineage of Arthur, Henry, Edward, and George” as much as snorting vodka through your nose with your mates.

Unless, of the course, you recall Henry IV, Part One

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links across the ocean

Britney and Jamie-Lynn attacked! (Adeline and Hazel)

Kiefer Sutherland hasn’t got time to plead not guilty! (TMZ)

But he does have time to do 48 days (PerezHilton)

Charlie Sheen’s girl is a RealDoll (Defamer)

Lindsay Lohan is high on puns (OK!)

Hoff is off! (the wagon) (Mollygood)

Linday Lohan and Joey Buttafuoco…wait, what? (Mr.Paparazzi)

Forward Britney’s resume to HR! Thank me later (HolyCandy)

TomKat out to dinner, not lunch (I’mNotObsessed)

Nicole Richie’s baby bump gets bigger, browner (DailyStab)

Jude Law IS Celebrity Dave (AgentBedhead)

Vince Neil’s wife, Amanda Lepore? (CelebritySmack)

Tom Cruise’s blackmailer’s death “suspicious.” You don’t say? (CeleBitchy)

Has Angelina Jolie had a schnozzoplasty? (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

George Clooney is never living this one down (Jossip)

Britney passed her drug test (DListed)

Tinsley Mortimer’s poncho, life are not like yours (ParkAvenuePeerage)

Victoria Beckham to play flying monkey? (TheMeatScale)

Jennifer Lopez keeps mum (GirlsTalkinSmack)

John Stamos plays doctor at Disney World (JustJared)

Victoria Beckham has her head screwed on right

Victoria Beckham

She just double-checked. Tighter, girl, tighter! It’s still a bit wobbly.

Undead and In Love, Just How I Like ‘Em

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Keira Knightley: So tell me again darling, what am I doing here? You know how I feel about sunlight.

Rupert Friend: I’ve told you before sweetness, we’re doing a Jane Austen/Michael Jackson mash up video: “Thrill and Thrillability” you’re the frightened yet plucky bonnet-wearing vixen.

Keira Knightley: And you’re the zipper-happy hero! Oh I remember now. Pass me half of that cucumber slice, peaches.

Rupert Friend: You’re not going to eat that whole thing are you lover? There’s a good girl. Now I’ve got to go, this hot oil treatment is starting to burn my eyes.

Trick or Treat?

Chloe Sevigny as Jan Brady

Chloe Sevigny is a very clever girl.
She knows she’ll be the only one at the Halloween party dressed as Fake Jan.

Jennifer Garner’s motivation dissertation

Jennifer Garner

Jennifer Garner demonstrates why, while true professionals have no difficulty working with CGI creatures, it does make the love scenes more challenging.

Chloë Sevigny, Fashion Disaster?

Manolo says, not if you are trying to furnish your opium den.