Dastardly thieves have made off with a piece of Broadway history:

A piece of luggage that was holding a famous dress bound for the Smithsonian Museum was taken from Broadway and film actress Carol Channing as she arrived at the Renaissance Hollywood hotel on Thursday, police said.

Channing — who won a Tony Award for her starring role in “Hello, Dolly!” — was entering the hotel, which is located at 1755 N. Highland Ave., around 12:30 p.m. when a suspect stole the took the bag, said Officer Jason Lee of the Los Angeles Police Department media relations office.

So if you have any information concerning its whereabouts please tip off the authorities before it ends up on the Russian black market. In other news, the dress worn by Leslie Caron to last week’s Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards remains undisturbed. For now.

UDPATED: Carol Channing’s dress has been returned by a homeless person, no doubt after he read this blog post.

Seth Green is That Crazed Britney Spears Fan Guy (DailyStab)

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David Beckham takes it off (I’m Not Obsessed)

Demi Moore in Indecent Expenditure (Holy Candy)

Lindsay Lohan, Angel of Death (Cele bitchy)

Rachel Zoe is thin, tan, famous, hallucinating (Dlisted)

Britney, Madonna, and the jihadi death threats (WOW Report)

Mena Suvari’s mane attraction (Hollywood Backwash)

Shar Jackson and the T-Shirt of Vengence (Evil Beet)

Peaches Geldof is no Fifi Trixibelle (Sassybella)

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are Tanzanian legends! (PerezHilton)

Lance Armstrong sues pet charity (The Iron Whirlygig)

Justin Timberlake diseased, punned upon (Archie’s Archive)

Amy Winehouse vs Pete Doherty…both losers (Celebrity Scrap)

Kiefer Sutherland worships like nobody else! (Defamer)

I will make no qualms about it, I have a serious love on for Angelina Jolie. In fact I still have the same ID badge I got five years ago because someone in a drunken stupor once told me I looked a little like Angie and were even kind enough to omit the obvious “if you squint your eyes, turn off the lights and drink 18 bottles of airplane scotch” part.

That being said, and loving her though I do, I’m still not entirely sure that murdering poor Shrek, feasting on his bloody CGI carcass and then turning his flesh into an unflattering poncho the exact color of my grandmother’s Volvo station wagon was, strictly speaking, the most appropriate thing to do.

MANOLO: “Do Not Block the Grease Trap”

SPIRIT FINGERS: To be fair, the invite did say “dumb casual”.

MANOLO: “Do Block Plummet Into Despair”

PLUMCAKE: Did he beat up Chloe Sevigny for those sunglasses and if so, does that make the outfit awesome by default? Subquestion: why does the thought of a Ledger/Sevigny smackdown that make me feel like that time at sleepaway camp when Shelly Landau put Gold Bond in my training bra?

SPIRIT FINGERS: I would put my money on Chloe throwing down hard on Heath. Girl has upper body strength. Plus she has nicer legs than Heath which means she would also win if they tried to settle things with a walkoff.

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Manolo says, this is the look you get when you flip on the back porch light and surprise the raccoons tipping over your garbage cans.

Eva Green has been named by People Mag as the World’s Worst Dresser, possibly on the strength of the above outfit alone. It’s a weighty dishonour to carry, but one that will surely stick in our minds at least until Mr Blackwell hands down his judgment. Well done Eva, and here’s hoping that there will be many more fashion disaster accolades to come!

Yes yes the dresses were awfully pretty and ladylike, but how about that sexy bit of blouse at the end? No Donna Karan Intimates for this lady. Look, it’s made Anna so flustered she’s gripping her sunglasses until all the veins in her arms have popped out.

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Rodent is the new diamond (HolyCandy)

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Jena Malone, rocking the Wellies. (A Socilalite’s Life)