There are three laws, and they go hand in hand with the stuff you learnt about robotics, motion and thermodynamics. The first two are whatever you want them to be. So, for example, you may choose to have:
1. Blondes have more fun (and gentlemen prefer them too)!
2. Change is good!
But they must always always give precedence to the third rule:
3. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
Otherwise you run the twin risks of Nelly Furtado and Robert Downey, Jr.
Mrs. Joe Simpson, one lucky woman. (Holy Candy)
Leave Britney Alone! (Celebrity Smack)
Demi and Ashton share a non-maternal moment. (Daily Stab)
Tom Cruise, please, love me again, please. (Hollywood Offender)
Daniel Radcliffe, and stupid human tricks. (Agent Bedhead)
Tori Spelling with Child. (I’m Not Obsessed)
It’s a long way from Judge Wapner. (WOW Report)
Paris no shows Nikki’s show. (Evil Beet)
The O.C.’s gang of whiners. (Bricks and Stones)
Kanye pitches hissy. (Cele|bitchy)
Ike Turner, real life. (Pop Wizbang)
Jake Gyllenhaal, hanging with his special friend.(Mollygood)
MANOLO: For the complete Britney Spears look you must also accessorize with boots and the double-mocha frappuccino.
SPIRIT FINGERS: I’m just glad we never got to see the front-on-getting-out-of-a-car view of this outfit.
PLUMCAKE: Oh as if you’ve never done the same thing in the dress YOU made entirely from Kleenex and cupcake liners.
MANOLO: In architectural terms this is what is known as the “breezeway”.
Apparently Huggies Porta-Wipes come in purple now. Who knew.