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LolCats want you to LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOOOONE! (icanhascheeseburger)
Faith Hill is faithful to fashion (DailyStab)
Taking Marilyn Manson home to Mom & Dad (AgentBedhead)
Lily Allen and Kate Moss show that classic English restraint (CelebritySmack)
Lindsay Lohan is clean, sober, still confused (ASocialite’sLife)
Brad Pitt’s VPL????? (I’mNotObsessed)
George Clooney’s new sex toy (HolyCandy)
Owen Wilson’s sober vacation plans (CeleBitchy)
Jennifer Garner and the meaning of the cash bar (LaineyGossip)
Keri Russell and baby River (HollywoodOffender)
Hot Celebrity Daddies! (CityRag)
At least Danny Bonaduce is wanted by someone! (TMZ)
Elizabeth Taylor is STILL big! It’s the pictures that got small! (Mollygood)
Charlie Sheen is one nasty babydaddy! (ICYDK)
Your colossal daily Britney screwup roundup (HollyScoop)
Angelina collapses drunkenly OR a tabloid is really reaching for headlines (PopBytes)
Even socialites get the shoe-fitting blues (Park Avenue Peerage)
Indecent Proposal
Manolo says, First Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and her husband, and now this Ankylosaurus! The woman is insatiable!
Joaquin Phoenix, taunter of senior citizens
As far as Joaquin Phoenix is concerned, you’re never too old or too respected an actor, to cop a good-natured ribbing about your alopecia. Even if it does offend Mark Wahlberg’s delicate sensibilities now and then, and make Robert Duvall want to put out a hit on him:
No subject was off limits for Phoenix when it came to mocking 76-year-old Duvall, including his baldness.Wahlberg says, “Every day I’m telling Joaquin, ‘Hey, be quiet!’ He called Duvall a dinosaur, he said, ‘Look at your head – it’s peeling!’ He was non-stop.”
And Duvall admits he got annoyed with Phoenix on a couple of occasions, although he still thinks the 32-year-old is a “great guy.”Duvall says, “I got really ticked a couple of times.”
Speaking of prehistoric beings, does it seem to you that lately Joaquin has been regressing into a rumpled, bleary-eyed, caveman ?