MANOLO: “Do Not Block the Grease Trap”

SPIRIT FINGERS: To be fair, the invite did say “dumb casual”.

MANOLO: “Do Block Plummet Into Despair”

PLUMCAKE: Did he beat up Chloe Sevigny for those sunglasses and if so, does that make the outfit awesome by default? Subquestion: why does the thought of a Ledger/Sevigny smackdown that make me feel like that time at sleepaway camp when Shelly Landau put Gold Bond in my training bra?

SPIRIT FINGERS: I would put my money on Chloe throwing down hard on Heath. Girl has upper body strength. Plus she has nicer legs than Heath which means she would also win if they tried to settle things with a walkoff.

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Manolo says, this is the look you get when you flip on the back porch light and surprise the raccoons tipping over your garbage cans.

Eva Green has been named by People Mag as the World’s Worst Dresser, possibly on the strength of the above outfit alone. It’s a weighty dishonour to carry, but one that will surely stick in our minds at least until Mr Blackwell hands down his judgment. Well done Eva, and here’s hoping that there will be many more fashion disaster accolades to come!

Yes yes the dresses were awfully pretty and ladylike, but how about that sexy bit of blouse at the end? No Donna Karan Intimates for this lady. Look, it’s made Anna so flustered she’s gripping her sunglasses until all the veins in her arms have popped out.

Billy Bob: I’m not a stalker, I just play one in real life (DailyStab)

Ja’Rule, Moron. (Wizbang Pop)

Sing for your supper, whine for your dessert (Agent Bedhead)

Amy Winehouse, the pre-disaster pictures. (Hollywood Backwash)

Tommy Lee, just another emo blogger (I’m Not Obsessed)

J-Lo is retaining water? (Girls Talking Smack)

Rodent is the new diamond (HolyCandy)

Juaquin Phoenix, au naturale (Mollygood)

A Goth Christmas Album from Marilyn and Evan?

Jena Malone, rocking the Wellies. (A Socilalite’s Life)

Manolo says, from the Manolo’s friends at the WizbangPop comes this most interesting news about Owen Wilson.

In Touch magazine reports the twice rehabbed stallion is resisting family and friends urging to enter a facility and instead has hired a ‘sober companion’ at the rate of $750.00 a day. And what’s the companion do? Follow the star around and make sure he doesn’t shoot up of course!

The per diem rate assures Owen a companion who will do ‘whatever’s necessary’ to keep him from using. A companion can also counsel and [provide] transportation to and from all destinations.

If this is not the perfect plot for the comedy the Manolo does not know what is!

Now, the only question is, who should play the “Sober Companion”?

Viggo’s looking mighty pleased with himself and so he should. He’s way ahead of the game. Not only has he has become master of the naked bathhouse fight but at this rate, he’ll be a shoe-in for next year’s World Beard and Moustache Championships.

The decision to merge Kate Bosworth and Julianne Moore was a win-win situation for everyone. Kate had all the benefits of attaching herself to a well-respected actress, Julianne would get to leave the family at home and go on dates with twenty-something British male models, while the public would finally get to watch Stuck on You 2: Electric Boogaloo.