Karashian baby belly

Trust a Kardashian to get the most basic things wrong. You don’t pump gas in $500 open-toed heels, and you don’t carry the baby in your ass.

The Lady Chablis

Happy 56th birthday do Ayyyy’s favorite drag queen, The Lady Chablis. Not only can the woman steal a scene from even John Cusack (another Ayyyy favorite) but she writes one hell of a motivational book as well: Hiding My Candy: The Autobiography of the Grand Empress of Savannah

If you missed her in John Berendt’s book Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, and you also missed her in the movie of the same name, and you somehow missed her on the talk show circuit, and you have yet to get to Club One in Savannah, Georgia, the very least you can do is spend a boozy evening on YouTube checking her old clips.

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Jeremy Renner WTF

Hair Now, Colin Farrell

Our favorite Irishman (other than Bono) is having a Bad Hair Year, it seems: first the Ruth Buzzi, and now the Skrillex. We can only hope this is all in the service of an ambitous film about a sexually ambiguous comedienne’s long journey from the standup microphone to the DJ booth.

Rooney Mara ponders

Rooney Mara is pictured here immediately after accepting her latest role in the next Star Trek movie: A humourless, brittle Romulan functionary. As the shutter snapped, she was wondering what the director meant by “typecasting.”

Rihanna’s high fashion

Ladies and gentlemen, there’s a reason Rihanna’s debut clothing line has been heralded as “High Fashion.” Let’s look at the respected designer as she is deep into the creative process.

Rihanna’s creative process

Kim Kardashian Ostrich

Here’s the young and lovely Kim Kardashian aka Tawdry Hepburn modeling the latest in maternity ostriches and leggings from the Teen Mom collection at Frederick’s of Hollywood. Do you think she’ll start a trend? Let us all pray not.

Jlo grammy leg

She not only got the infamous Grammy “no dirty bits” memo, she inspired it. And, as you can see, she managed to transcend it with the drop-deadest drop-dead dress of all time, with an assist from the Angie Leg. Clever girl! Saves 50% on waxing!