Croc vs Alligator

It has begun! At last, a war with no moral ambiguity whatsoever!

Mario Lopez

It seems that Mario Lopez lost a bet, and had to jog around LA in his underwear. As you can see, when Mario Lopez loses a bet, we’re all winners.

Hayden

Hey, Hayden haytes wayten for the ladies room. Also, so that’s where my old prom shoes went. 1986 was a great year, wasn’t it?

Lindsay is LAX but luxe

Lindsay Lohan has it going on. She knows that when appearing before a judge to argue yet again that you shouldn’t go to jail yet again for breaching your bail conditions yet again, one needs to look one’s very best. She’s shown here making a much-needed appointment with her waxer.

Nicole Kidman is a square. Or at least a rectangle.

You see it, don’t you?

Frankenstein was Fabulous

A hairstyle that unfortunate is clearly simply trying to cover up a shocking secret. She’s long been rumoured to be more than a simple, natural beauty. The question is, just how much is nature and how much is technology? Only her hairdresser (and her hardware store) know for sure.

Jean Harlow

Classic fashions are legendary for simple, flattering lines. Jean Harlow and we are happy to disabuse you all of this silly notion.

Prince Heidi Ho

HRH Prince Harry of Great Britain. Harry, short for Heidi, apparently. Dare we hope Heidi Ho?

Jeremy Renner=Grumpycat

This is a brilliant piece of catsting!