Alas, by the time he finally shows up, he’ll be thirty years past his best-before date.
Although the part about being held at gunpoint as an intruder would be par for the course for my boyfriends, if not usually at their mothers’ houses. Oh, Randy Andy, ou sont les hunks d’antan?
An exceptional round of captions, ladies, gentlemen, and rowdies of both sexes. The Cat Gods are pleased with your efforts. They have chosen one of you to be the winner!
W: This reincarnation stuff isn’t so bad.
Dick: Shut up. I still can’t go out in daylight, and I got my nuts cut off too.
Me-OW! Congratulations and kudos to Mike for his purr-fect caption. For his hypothetical prize of virtual splendor we present the Cartier Tiger Bracelet, a one of a kind piece that embodies all that is most glorious about the feline.
And just to keep the vibe going, we recommend this awesome piece in the WSJ on the making of one of these bracelets, and this astonishing Cartier ad, with an estimated cost of production of $4 million. That’s a lotta scratch!
Cate Blanchett took her airbaby out for another walk yesterday, allowing her to show off the very latest design from the retro-90′s House of Pogs couture.
This week’s Internet Cat Video Festival in Minneapolis saw the meeting of two of the greatest superstars of our time: Grumpy Cat and Lil Bub. This historic occasion is naturally of keen interest to celebrity-watchers everywhere, so we grabbed one of the commemorative photos and present it here for your captioning. Do your best/worst in the comments section for fabulous, completely imaginary prizes!