October 23, 2013
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raincoaster
It’s time to just jump in the deep end and start announcing the winners of our Caption Contests. We’ve got a few to catch up on, so we’ll lead off with our Purple Princeling, the ever-elegant Richard Simmons.
Richard Simmons in the swim
G-dog
October 14, 2013 at 9:36 pm #
Posted October 23, 2013 in
Caption Contest, Has Beens, Hats |
October 19, 2013
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raincoaster
No caption contest today, since we’re still backlogged from last week, but if you feel like busting out your keyboards to this, by all means go ahead.
We are longtime fans of Pixar’s dreamboatiest animator, Nick Pitera, who has a voice like a nightingale, a thrush, a redwinged blackbird, a canary, a bittern, and at least a few goldfinches as well. You doubt? Then you’ve never come across the king of YouTube self-harmonies. Heck, the man can self-fugue!
Here he is performing “This Is Halloween” from Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas. Who are all the other singers? Nick Pitera. Spooooky!
Posted October 19, 2013 in
Hunks, Rockers and Popstars |
October 18, 2013
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raincoaster
Tom Hiddleston says Haters Gonna Hate
Excited? I can’t blame you. When Hiddles here heard we were coming back from a slight domestic-drama-enforced time-out, he couldn’t help but bust some righteous moves.
And while we’re on the topic of horrible music, here’s the summer’s breakout group Ylvis with the apparently Andrew Lloyd Webber-influenced dubstep masterpiece, “Someone Like Me.”
Posted October 18, 2013 in
Music, Rockers and Popstars, Roues, Tom Hiddleston |
October 12, 2013
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raincoaster
You know what to do; do it in the comments for fun, completely imaginary prizes. And yes, I’ll catch up on our past winners by Tuesday, so there’s still time to enter the old ones!
Richard Simmons in the swim
Posted October 12, 2013 in
Ayyyy!, Caption Contest, Celebrity, Has Beens, Hats, WTF? |
October 11, 2013
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raincoaster
Sienna Miller, Ice Queen
Sienna Miller. What to do with Sienna Miller? Well, it’s not like Hollywood is waiting for me to answer the question, but if they were, I would like to think I’d come up with a better answer than this dress. Let’s break it down.
Sienna Miller is beautiful beyond the lot of mortals, and it looks to be natural. Good for her. She also has exactly the body type that looks great in designer clothes, and isn’t afraid to put the work in to make sure she stays that way and makes an impression on the red carpet.
So why, in the name of Duncan Hines, is she wearing what appears to be a thickly-spread layer of buttercream frosting on her tits?
Posted October 11, 2013 in
Ayyyy!, Fashion, Fashion Victim, Sienna Miller, Starlets |
October 10, 2013
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raincoaster
Betty White is a super Cougar
Alpha Cougar Betty White has some words of wisdom for the Mile High club in her new safety announcement video for Air New Zealand. In it she gets to gently paw a hunky flight attendant, cuddle up to Gavin MacLeod, and lead the (touring) cast of Cocoon through basic flight safety maneuvers. Because this is Betty White, and only because this is Betty White, this is full of win. In fact, I BUMPED AN ALAN RICKMAN POST to post this, that’s how in love with Betty White I am. And you know I loves me some Alan Rickman.
Watch. Watch and obey. All Hail Queen Betty.
Posted October 10, 2013 in
Betty White, Celebrity, Icons |
October 9, 2013
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raincoaster
John Travolta frost and tip
It only takes one more sighting to be an official trend!
John Travolta gives serious side-eye to your own head of highlights, for they are less gloriously demarcated than his own, entirely butch, Frost & Tip for Men/Pepe le Pew wig jobbie. Presumably his toupee tech uses this 100% hetero male men’s highlighter kit instead of the Clairol standard favoured by starlets, what with him being so uncompromisingly straight and all.
Posted October 9, 2013 in
Ayyyy!, Bad hair, John Travolta |
October 8, 2013
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raincoaster
Posted October 8, 2013 in
Bad hair, Scarlett Johanssen, Vintage |
A clear case of spandex poisoning.
Congratulations and imaginary swag to first-time entrant, first-time winner G-dog! And to our talented and lucky winner we will virtually award this magnificent, and completely hypothetical swag:
a super-swanky Spa-N-A-Box Portable Hot Tub! Because you just never know when you might need to get hot and wet with someone you just met in the parking lot at Zumba, right Richard?