Miley Cyrus’s Strange Attraction
Miley Cyrus Beyond Thunderdome
Something told her it had been a mistake to pair this outfit with the trendy new magnetic nail polish
The Beyonce Bounce
Beyonce Butt Bounce
Contrary to appearances, that sound you hear is not Beyonce’s buttcheeks clashing together like tectonic plates. That sound you hear is Dame Diana Rigg rolling over in her grave, and she’s not even dead yet. This might just push her over the edge, though.
Diana Rigg is not amused
Friday Caption Contest Results: Tom Daley Edition
Ho, ho, ho, it’s time to see who’s been naughty or nice enough to win our Caption Contest from Friday.
Tom Daley Santa
Klee December 16, 2012 at 9:44 am #
“Finally-I get MY wish!” exclaimed Mrs. Claus
Kudos and imaginary swag to Klee, who has now wrapped up two victories in a row! It’s hard to imagine a better fantasy pressie than British diver Tom Daley, so we’ve decided to give her this series of Tom Daley Stripping gifs. Feliz Lookitdat!
Friday Caption Contest Results: Double Demi Edition
We’re catching up slowly but surely on the backlog, and have been so drugged up with Nyquil and Dayquil and Duskquil and Dawnquil that we didn’t even realize we’d done two Demis in a row (does that sum to one whole Hemi?). Nor that we had slipped into the second-person plural. So without further ado or further medication, we present our double Demi prizewinners:
Demi Lovato
Klee
December 2, 2012 at 10:45 am #
After her first hook-up with Spiderman, Mary Jane experienced some odd side effects….
Congratulations and imaginary swag, as always, to multi-time-winner Klee! To celebrate her triumph we hypothetically present this beautiful, and entirely virtual, Carltonware Spiderweb Demitasse set. Cheers!
Carltonware spiderweb demitasse
And now, for our second contest: Demi Moore.
Demi Moore
Natalie Anne Lanoville December 8, 2012 at 10:58 pm #
Tired of going commando in the hopes of being snapped for cootersightings.com, Demi Moore settles for a side-eye from her daughter’s sax instructor.
Kudos and imaginary swag to Natalie, who has once again taken the prize. Bonus points for not cellulite-shaming.To honour her victory, we hypothetically present the virtual, and highly body-conscious, Royal Doulton Biltmore Demitasse Cup & Saucer
