There were only two entrants, but they were both so good I think they scared away the competition. Who won the head-to-head between returning champ Klee and new entrant G-Dog?
G-dog May 29, 2013 at 10:09 pm #
Rob is Sabrina Duncan in the all male version of Charlie’s Angels.
Congratulations and kudos (whatever they are) to the triumphant G-dog. And now, for the hotly-anticipated virtual presentation of the imaginary swag (right-click, save, and stick it in your sidebar for all to admire!). For the best 70′s reference we read all week, and lo, we are major Sabrina fans, we hypothetically present the virtually swagalicious although actually lovely Halston Heritage Knot Waist Red Jersey Dress Gown. Wear it well, bro. Wear it well.
I almost lost a bet when pictures of Paris Hilton flashing her underwear surfaced. Drunken Stepfather didn’t lose a bet, but he DID lose his grip when he saw the unmistakable upskirt shot, seemingly proving that the former amateur porn star has changed her ways, no longer the commando cutie, source of countless barstool snail trails.
As with everything Paris Hilton, however, all is not how it first appears. The Daily Mail inadvertently revealed that the “dress” was just a cover-up, and that the “actual underpants that Paris Hilton wears now” were really just a bikini from another part of the photoshoot. They returned immediately to their normal reliable reporting, however, by calling this two-tone bikini “monochrome.”
Taxes, Death, and Paris Hilton, ladies and gentlemen.
Huh, Taylor Swift has a perfume line. Who knew? Ah, the things I’ve been missing by not buying my frragrances at truck stops! Have you heard the latest news? Taylor Swift’s new perfume Taylor comes with a pearl necklace. Make of that what you will. In related news, will Jake Gyllenhaal’s new perfume come with a beard?