Pamela Anderson’s on-screen marriages still destined to fail

My bodyguards will shoot anyone who objects

Even though this is just for a music video in Moscow, it’s hard not to feel bad for the fake groom as he puts on his best hangdog expression, as if he already knows it will only be a matter of hours before this happy union is annulled, thus forever dooming him to being mentioned in the same breath as names like Tommy Lee, Kid Rock and Rick Salomon.  Well no matter what happens, at least the caviar at this event is bound to be high quality!

PS The Ladies of Hitchcock eagerly await your guesses. 

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