Paris Fashion Week roundup

Behold this magnanimous gesture from Paris, ugly folk, for your time has come! Stand and walk proud amongst the beautiful people with confidence! Now you too can experience the feeling of designer-crafted fabrics against your wretched skin!
Lepers are no longer restricted to a colony in Hawaii! Do these haute couture come with bells? “Alms for the poor…Beware Leper!…Tinkle, Tinkle…
The burka finally has competition…but it’s true what they say: you can’t improve on a classic.
Drusilla? Is it you, love?
I can’t help thinking that the first one looks like a tragic accident involving a motorized clothesline.
The second is another way to keep us slobs from spilling soup on expensive carpet.
The third appears to be an attempt at execution chic.