Paris Fashion Week roundup

Egalite!

Behold this magnanimous gesture from Paris, ugly folk, for your time has come!  Stand and walk proud amongst the beautiful people with confidence! Now you too can experience the feeling of designer-crafted fabrics against your wretched skin!

4 Responses to “Paris Fashion Week roundup”

  1. Jennie March 2, 2008 at 2:36 pm #

    Lepers are no longer restricted to a colony in Hawaii! Do these haute couture come with bells? “Alms for the poor…Beware Leper!…Tinkle, Tinkle…

  2. Emma March 2, 2008 at 4:08 pm #

    The burka finally has competition…but it’s true what they say: you can’t improve on a classic.

  3. teapunk March 2, 2008 at 7:08 pm #

    Drusilla? Is it you, love?

  4. Thomas March 3, 2008 at 4:00 am #

    I can’t help thinking that the first one looks like a tragic accident involving a motorized clothesline.

    The second is another way to keep us slobs from spilling soup on expensive carpet.

    The third appears to be an attempt at execution chic.