Manolo says, here is the latest news from the land of the vapid.
After being jailed Paris Hilton vowed to no longer “act dumb”, but in her first interview since her release it was hard to tell if she was acting or not…
When asked what made her happy, the new, more serious heiress told of her love for her pet monkeys and ferrets.
And despite being single, Paris, 26, bizarrely declared: “I want kids next year, so I’ve got to get my body ready.”
One can only imagine what sort of exercises this entails.