Paris Men’s Fashion Week roundup

People need to start noticing me

As a man you’ve probably wondered why is it that women tend to get more attention than you, that secret envy lurking in your heart like a no-good apple worm.  That’s because many of them have the mental acuity to use the colour pink as a fashion staple. Wear it on its own or with stuff you can purloin from your ailing aunt’s wardrobe.  Now is not the time to be fussy – attention is attention no matter how it’s gotten.

3 Responses to “Paris Men’s Fashion Week roundup”

  1. Jennie July 6, 2008 at 2:25 pm #

    I can hear the mantra in those poor boy models’ heads…”I’m getting paid for this…I’m getting paid for this…I’m getting paid for this…I’m getting paid for this…”

  2. EK July 6, 2008 at 7:45 pm #

    Priceless. This is why I read this blog. A perfect picture of the word “ridiculous”.

  3. raincoaster July 7, 2008 at 4:44 am #

    No wonder they hate themselves.