Past. Tense.

December 20, 2011 in Celebrity with 3 Comments

Dolly Parton is a little uptight

Dolly Parton is a little uptight

It’s the strangest thing: of all the words in the world used to describe Dolly Parton’s wardrobe, “Uptight” is the last that should come to mind. That was, of course, before she appeared in public in this Wicked Witch of the West as Biker Stripper outfit. If the foundation garments rupture, it’ll ruin the Higgs Boson experiment.

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3 Responses to “Past. Tense.”

  1. Stonehead December 20, 2011 at 4:13 am #

    I saw one of those dolls. It was in the window of a rather naughty shop.

  2. Frontier Former Editor December 20, 2011 at 7:56 am #

    You should have seen her in her wetsuit and high-heeled boots when they opened up the water park section of Dollywood …

  3. raincoaster December 23, 2011 at 5:09 am #

    One can only imagine. The glare off that latex must have been blinding.