Peaches Geldof Cuts in Line

“When the mirror was restocked with gear, Peaches started over. It is an unwritten law that the band go first, but she was in before any of us.”

The News of The World –the finest publication in the history of the universe– has an exclusive interview with Towers of London drummer Snell (which is not his real name, making him a –groan– mock Snell) who reveals all the dirt on the pseudo-psqueaky 19 year-old including how she disregarded the sanctity of “firsties.”

Honestly, what do they teach these kids in schools these days? That’s just lack of breeding. I suspect Sir Bob must have secretly raised her in a barn. Also, don’t take drugs from  people with pixelated faces. Safety first.