Post-Hump Day Links: Tinchy Stryder Edition

No, I have no idea who he is, but he’s obviously got a better publicist than me if he’s getting invited to movie premieres.

Blinged-Out Mister Rogers Reporting for Duty! Won’t you be my homeboy?

Katy Perry is a robot fondling sex-toy collector (AgentBedhead)

Kardashibarbie is 29 again! (AmyGrindhouse)

Vancouver invaded by stick insect (BusyBeeBlogger)

Lil Wayne to Big House (CelebritySmack)

Nicole Kidman’s new, improved face testifies (CeleBitchy)

Marilyn Manson Adriana Lima for Givenchy (DailyStab)

Stone cold (CityRag)

Appearances to the contrary, Dennis Quaid is NOT old and busted (EvilBeet)

The greatest cover version of all (Crunk+Disorderly)

HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY Y’ALL!!!!1! (DListed)

Hollywood heartlessly tosses new mom to the street (GabbyBabble)

It’s mutual, Gaga! (INO)

It’s a New Moon and a glimpse of wereweenie (Movieline)

Johnny Depp, a guitar, a sweaty tee, and what was I saying again???? (UKPopSugar)

RIP Soupy Sales (SeriouslyOMG)

Separated at birth? Lilo and DoVer (Websters)