Rachael Ray Grates

August 29, 2008 in Uncategorized with 5 Comments

Listen, I have no actual reason to hate Rachael Ray.

Rachael Ray

In fact, I didn’t even know who she was until maybe two years ago and I was all “who is this woman and why is she on my box of crackers?” So I have no real reason to want to do what I want to do with that microplane zester.

But I do.

I really, really do.

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5 Responses to “Rachael Ray Grates”

  1. dr nic August 29, 2008 at 3:36 pm #

    She drives me batty. She’s completely overexposed and perky to the point of being annoying. I used to like her, but I’m over it now.

    I want to do that with the microplane too.

  2. bec August 30, 2008 at 12:52 am #

    She drives me more than batty…I would love to have five minutes, that microplaner, and a dark alley.

  3. kit pollard September 2, 2008 at 1:21 pm #

    Ditto.

    BTW, start steeling yourself for comments from the Rachael-lovers. They come out of the woodwork. And they’re craaaazy.

  4. raincoaster September 3, 2008 at 6:33 am #

    Well, people with no necks deserve role models as much as anyone else.

  5. La BellaDonna September 5, 2008 at 5:49 pm #

    Rachel Ray: The Prednisone Years.