Reader question: Celebrating your assets

Q: If I were to describe myself in two words, it would be “fantastic rack”. Tell me, how should I celebrate this undeniable fact?

A: I offer up two options to pay tribute to your bounteous bosom.   Firstly, you can order a tasteful floral arrangement to be delivered straight to your pushed up boobs, where they will sit quite nicely and draw attention to the area in question. Alternatively, you can construct an equally tasteful shrine for these marvels – it may take a little getting used to at first, but once the worshippers start gathering to pay their respects you will surely find the effort was totally worth it. 

Liz HurleyScary Spice

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