Reader question: Flattering colours
Q: There’s this girl at work I like, and I know she goes crazy for guys in tight lycra pants, so I was thinking of wearing a pair on our next casual Friday (we have a very lax company policy). But the thing is, I don’t know her too well and I don’t to reveal too much to her just yet if you know what I mean.
A: What am I, four years old? Of course I know what you mean. Go as tight as you can possibly bear, in any colour as long as it’s black. Black hides a multitude of sins and incriminating bulges.
Other colours do not.
For some reason, this left me gasping for air on the floor! SF I lurve you! Maybe it’s because I just left SLUT the Musical. Maybe it’s the “shape of things to come”. Maybe it’s just because I’m a sick MoFo! Thanks!!!!
And if one is going to display the merchandise so obviously, couldn’t one align the object in question with more taste? (Maybe a more linear approach with less leftness or rightness?)
I dunno Jennie- a couple of the guys in red seem to be fairly… aligned.
Yeah! To the right! I’m a liberal or progressive or whatever! Where’s my leftys?
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