Reader question: What should I wear for community service?

As pure as the driven snow

This might be fine and dandy for a shopping day out on Melrose Avenue, but it’s certainly not going to pass muster for a stint at the morgue. Can I suggest something a little more appropriate to demonstrate that you appreciate the gravity of the situation?

Skull leggings

4 Responses to “Reader question: What should I wear for community service?”

  1. Renée January 20, 2008 at 11:45 pm #

    She was trying to look like teh ghost…

  2. Phyllis January 21, 2008 at 9:11 am #

    I bet Naomi Campbell can give her a few tips.

  3. jen January 21, 2008 at 5:10 pm #

    Dear Lindsey, The morgue will be cold, please do not attempt to build a fire with your esperidilla’s (did I spell that right?!?), this will only cause further wardrobe malfunctions and a horrible stench, Thanks, The Crypt Keeper

  4. raincoaster January 21, 2008 at 10:17 pm #

    I think that’s actually her wedding outfit. Like everything else in her life, she wants it ‘broken in’ properly.