Reader question: What should I wear for community service?

This might be fine and dandy for a shopping day out on Melrose Avenue, but it’s certainly not going to pass muster for a stint at the morgue. Can I suggest something a little more appropriate to demonstrate that you appreciate the gravity of the situation?

She was trying to look like teh ghost…
I bet Naomi Campbell can give her a few tips.
Dear Lindsey, The morgue will be cold, please do not attempt to build a fire with your esperidilla’s (did I spell that right?!?), this will only cause further wardrobe malfunctions and a horrible stench, Thanks, The Crypt Keeper
I think that’s actually her wedding outfit. Like everything else in her life, she wants it ‘broken in’ properly.