Reduces the stench of low self-confidence

Smells like Tyranny

Introducing Power, the new fragrance by 50 Cent. All it takes is one super-sized bottle and you’ll soon be ruling your own secret state where you can flagrantly conduct nuclear tests and missile launches!

2 Responses to “Reduces the stench of low self-confidence”

  1. angela Cox June 27, 2009 at 4:40 pm #

    Oh that is too good ! I am lost for words ..of course you need to be pretty macho ( or mad) to try lifting the bottle.

  2. raincoaster June 28, 2009 at 7:15 am #

    It’s the urn where they’re keeping what’s left of Michael Jackson. Shh, don’t tell.