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Rice, Rice, Baby

A model wears Triumph International's Grow-Your-Own-Rice bra in Tokyo

Yes, that is a real bra in which real rice is growing. Triumph, world’s most desperate lingerie manufacturers, are not content to rest on their laurels and watch the competition get all the press. No indeed, they know a photo op when they invent it. I’m not so sure about the bra (after all, how many Asians besides Tila Tequila really need litre-sized cups?) but am indeed intrigued by the idea of a test tube bamboo utility belt. In a few weeks, she’ll have a perfect screen up to the top of her head, very useful when trying to avoid eye contact with random strangers on the street. And not a half-bad way to become poster girl for Greenpeace or something, should that be among her career ambitions.

As my friend Peter says, at least it’s biodegradable. Or is that bio-degrading? She could wear them with these:

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4 Responses to “Rice, Rice, Baby”

  1. Dr Di May 14, 2010 at 7:01 pm #

    Somethings growing in these implants. lol.

  2. Stiletto May 17, 2010 at 6:17 pm #

    “after all, how many Asians besides Tila Tequila really need litre-sized cups?)”

    Er…

  3. raincoaster May 18, 2010 at 5:56 am #

    It’s because of all that Tex-Mex you eat!

  4. Bruce May 19, 2010 at 4:07 pm #

    Somethings growing in these implants. lol.