Rihanna’s Waking Nightmare!

Yeah, I had a dream like that once too

Yeah, I had a dream like that once too

I’m sure we’ve all had those dreams where we’re walking down the sidewalk, minding our own business, and suddenly we realize we are: a) late for the calculus final and b) wearing nothing but a nightshirt.

And shoes that clash.

Accompanied by an apparently insensate, somnambulistic Hawaiian princess zombie.

Yeah, that dream: Shaun of the Dead meets Gilligan’s Island.

Actually, that would be an awesome movie.

In this scenario it’s hard to see a bright side, but if Rihanna here is simply doing research for her part in the as-yet-unannounced Shaun of the Dead/Gilligan’s Island musical, I would say we ALL win.

3 Responses to “Rihanna’s Waking Nightmare!”

  1. Frontier Former Editor July 20, 2011 at 6:26 am #

    Hey, wasn’t this a Lisa Stansfield video 27 years ago? Except for the nightshirt and shoes …..

  2. Jae July 20, 2011 at 2:44 pm #

    The shoes don’t clash with her hair. Well, not overly. ;P
    And is the older woman her mother? They have the same nose.

  3. raincoaster July 21, 2011 at 2:50 am #

    Hmm, that’s a point. Although I’d be really surprised at ANY celebrity these days that has their original nose.