Rumble in the jungle

In the red corner, the richest woman in music, mother of reinvention and saviour of Africa who’s ready to conquer the world with her unstoppable animal print crotch. Who will dare challenge this overly toned fighting machine for ultimate diva supremacy?
Well my money’s on Celine Dion and her devastating right hook.

Oooh… leopard print! On an old, Italian woman’s crotch.
Danilo, I resent her being called old! She’s 49!!! Celine may have the reach but I better the Madonna has the tactics… I love that skanky woman! We owe her so much…