Rumble in the jungle

March 10, 2008 in Rockers and Popstars with 2 Comments

Boxing Hall of Fame, here I come!

In the red corner, the richest woman in music, mother of reinvention and saviour of Africa who’s ready to conquer the world with her unstoppable animal print crotch.  Who will dare challenge this overly toned fighting machine for ultimate diva supremacy?

Well my money’s on Celine Dion and her devastating right hook.

Feel the power of LOVE, b*tch!

About Spirit Fingers:

All Posts by  |  Personal Blog  |  Twitter  |  Facebook  |  Share By Email

2 Responses to “Rumble in the jungle”

  1. danilo March 10, 2008 at 7:43 pm #

    Oooh… leopard print! On an old, Italian woman’s crotch.

  2. Jennie March 10, 2008 at 10:58 pm #

    Danilo, I resent her being called old! She’s 49!!! Celine may have the reach but I better the Madonna has the tactics… I love that skanky woman! We owe her so much…