Saturday Caption Contest: Elizabeth Taylor Edition

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Elizabeth Taylor will have none of your crap

Elizabeth Taylor will have none of your crap

8 Responses to “Saturday Caption Contest: Elizabeth Taylor Edition”

  1. Bunk Strutts March 27, 2011 at 2:55 am #

    For all her foibles, Liz Taylor set the standard for cosmetic digital amputation.

  2. Frontier Former Editor March 27, 2011 at 8:50 am #

    “Darling, see how THESE bones stick in YOUR throat!”

  3. Jennie March 27, 2011 at 1:33 pm #

    I’m Elizabeth F#%!KING Taylor! If I want to wear flip flops, I’ll wear F#%!KING flip flops and you will call it haute couture!

  4. igirl99 March 27, 2011 at 8:05 pm #

    “I always wanted to be a proctologist. Here, let me show you.”

  5. Lauren March 27, 2011 at 8:09 pm #

    I’m Liz Taylor and I’ve got bigger balls than all y’all.

  6. ChristineMarie March 27, 2011 at 8:18 pm #

    Darling, I ask you, who else could step out of limo like this and still be the classiest dame?

  7. Lyndsey March 27, 2011 at 8:23 pm #

    “That’s right Darlings, I’m a diamond in the sky. Roll out the red carpet, on my way to M.J.’s, he throws the best parties!

  8. Lyndsey March 27, 2011 at 8:26 pm #

    “That’s right b*tches, dead is the new Hollywood!”