Saturday Caption Contest: Joan Collins Edition

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Joan Collins

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6 Responses to “Saturday Caption Contest: Joan Collins Edition”

  1. HissingGoose February 13, 2010 at 6:53 pm #

    Joan Collins was thrilled with her latest Etsy find: The Vajazzle Dress.

  2. Paige February 13, 2010 at 7:55 pm #

    I wanted sexy Joan; jerkoff gave me Elvira’s decrepit stepmother. Last time I trust a bald stage dresser. But, this net thing’s great – those young bucks can hustle.

  3. Jeannette February 14, 2010 at 4:09 am #

    Blake said those curtains were useless. Well, nobody makes a fool of Alexis.

  4. SusanC February 14, 2010 at 10:30 pm #

    Better Red than Undead.

  5. Bob Gray February 15, 2010 at 1:31 am #

    And, from Dark Shadows, Barnabas Collins, long-lost sister, Joan !!!

  6. Jennie February 16, 2010 at 1:52 pm #

    And the winner of Miss Transvestite USA is……