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Saturday Caption Contest Results: Janice Dickinson Edition | Ayyyy!

Saturday Caption Contest Results: Janice Dickinson Edition

It’s time to announce a winner on our Scary Supermodel caption contest, and here it is:

Sniff, sniff...doesn't smell like teen spirit
Sniff, sniff…doesn’t smell like teen spirit

Carole
May 19, 2011 at 10:34 am

Champagne wishes and Botox dreams.

Congratulations and imaginary swag to Carole! To celebrate her great victory, we virtually offer this stickfigurriffic silver caviar dish. It makes me think of the lovely Janice, somehow. She reminds me of a really glamorous Baba Yaga/Dita Von Teese cross, splashing around starkers in a giant caviar dish filled with Champagne and propped up on the bones of fallen models of years gone by.

I can see Janice hopping right in and splashing around like an ancient Dita von Teese

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