Saturday Caption Contest: Ski Bum Edition

February 21, 2010 in Athletes, Caption Contest, Sports stars with 7 Comments

Okay, so it’s not a fashion pic per se. Still, who’s complaining about the view?

Cross Country Skiing

Do your best/worst in the comments to explain what excuse Sweden’s Marcus Hellner has for being the last man standing at the finish line of the Men’s 30km Cross-Country Event.

By the way, from a purely self-interested, non-medal standpoint, the Dutch are completely walking away with this Olympics. Heineken House is THE party house (an amazing achievement, given that it’s in sleepy Richmond suburbia), they have the hottest athletes (even if they are dressed like cartoon characters), and they also take the gold medal for attitude.

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7 Responses to “Saturday Caption Contest: Ski Bum Edition”

  1. Jessica Doyle February 21, 2010 at 11:29 am #

    Olympic Downhill Skiers Confused after Flashforward.
    Fringe Division is Investigating Reported Mutations.

  2. raincoaster February 21, 2010 at 11:48 am #

    Marcus Hellner is disqualified in his bid for gold at the Men’s Horizontal Climbing event.

  3. ian in hamburg February 22, 2010 at 12:31 pm #

    Lack of snow due to warm weather forces Olympic officials to truck in tons of cocaine.

  4. raincoaster February 23, 2010 at 4:21 am #

    It wouldn’t be the first time for Whistler, trust me.

  5. gemdiva February 24, 2010 at 6:28 pm #

    When Marcus Hellner forgot to apply deodorant in his haste to get to the starting gate, little did he realize that this act of omission would win him the gold medal by quite literally knocking out the competition.

  6. Mackenzie February 24, 2010 at 6:33 pm #

    After the other competitors knew they couldn’t win, they simply had temper tantrums.

  7. Jennie February 25, 2010 at 5:21 pm #

    EVERYONE STOP!!!! I lost my contact!