Saturday Caption Contest: Tom Cruise Edition

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Tom Cruise longhair

Tom Cruise longhair

4 Responses to “Saturday Caption Contest: Tom Cruise Edition”

  1. Frontier Former Editor June 25, 2011 at 10:51 pm #

    Hey, look! Scientology let me grow my arm back after ‘Valkyrie’!!!!

  2. Klee June 26, 2011 at 12:23 am #

    Tiny dancer

  3. igirl99 June 26, 2011 at 2:10 am #

    Tom Cruise fondly reminisces about his first encounter with John Travolta.

  4. Jezebella July 11, 2011 at 3:45 pm #

    What, is he playing Glenn Danzig in his next movie? Yikes.