Scarlett Johansson Unicorn Chaser
It’s Thursday, the week is almost over, and we thought you might enjoy a little Unicorn Chaser to wash away the cares of the work week. The Unicorn Chaser, for those of you who don’t know, is something BoingBoing invented to cleanse your brain and eyeballs after a particularly horrific post about, say, an ultra-realistic video of pickled grubworm enchiladas eaten by eviscerated zombies in slo-mo.
So, yeah, it’s a little refresher for the soul. And being as this is a celebrity fashion blog, we wanted to find a celebrity fashion unicorn chaser. They’re surprisingly rare, but we did manage to find this picture of Scarlett Johansson.
Scarjo caught a unicorn once, right across the…
She’s looking fresh-faced and elegant in white Dior (I don’t like Post-Galliano Dior, it’s generally Rodarte-wannabe, but I like this) and perfect Roger Vivier flats, showing off the enchanted spot on her arm where once upon a time a unicorn sharted.
I don’t get the hate piled on her. I think she’s lovely, face and bod, and she knows how to dress (or pays the right people to dress her). Like Rachel Weitz, she looks…real?
I just can’t with that tat. Long sleeves hide a multitude of errors in judgement.