Selma Blair, needs closure

July 9, 2008 in Starlets with 9 Comments

Didn't they have zippers in the 1920s?

Maybe if the length wasn’t so hoochie mama and the sleeves were more like sleeves instead of punctured airbags and maybe if there was a zipper where there customarily is one, maybe then it could have worked.  But as it stands this sort of thing can get you hauled in for indecent exposure. Do you see what I mean?

Good cop, bad cop

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9 Responses to “Selma Blair, needs closure”

  1. a girl July 9, 2008 at 2:22 pm #

    If you can tear your eyes away from the hemline, check out her HAIRline. WTF? Girl has hair growing almost all the way across her freakin’ forehead and ut starts like an inch above her eyebrows!!!!!! Electrolysis, much?

  2. a girl July 9, 2008 at 2:23 pm #

    If you can tear your eyes away from the hemline, check out her HAIRline. WTF? Girl has hair growing almost all the way across her freakin’ forehead and it starts like an inch above her eyebrows!!!!!! Electrolysis, much?

  3. a girl July 9, 2008 at 2:25 pm #

    apologies for double posting…

  4. jen July 9, 2008 at 3:34 pm #

    Does she own a freakin mirror? If so, she needs to start checkin herself out! What made her think that looked good and why didn’t someone stop her, OMG! I actually like Selma Blair and more often than not she looks good but this horrible frock she has on…I think I just threw up a little!

  5. La BellaDonna July 9, 2008 at 4:27 pm #

    Oddly enough, I don’t think it IS a frock. I think it’s … shorts. A shorts-jumpsuit. A romper, in fact.

  6. raincoaster July 10, 2008 at 5:48 am #

    Who?

    This woman has the best PR in the business, I’m telling you.

  7. raincoaster July 10, 2008 at 5:49 am #

    The barn door is open, but the horse is asleep!

  8. Matthew Kimel July 10, 2008 at 10:15 pm #

    for sure no mirror….

  9. houston electrolysis fan December 18, 2008 at 6:27 pm #

    Yes, a little electrolysis would go a long way!