Severe weather warning

This is serious

Powerful northerly gusts are expected to batter coastal areas and celebrity hotspots over the next few days. Celebrities are advised to stay indoors, secure all windows and doors, and carry a hairbrush at all times.

2 Responses to “Severe weather warning”

  1. raincoaster February 19, 2008 at 10:05 pm #

    Ethel Merman is looking fresh.

  2. Jennie February 20, 2008 at 12:08 am #

    Which one is Ethel? Cousin It is allergic to peanuts…see the lip swell?