Shine On, MM

Matthew McConaughey is well-suited for mayhem

Matthew McConaughey is well-suited for mayhem

So! Many! Questions! Including:

  1. does it come with its own batteries?
  2. did he mug a Batman villain for the outfit?
  3. how stoned was HE when he picked this out?

Ladies and gentlemen, this suit is the reason the word “AYYYY!” exists.

 

2 Responses to “Shine On, MM”

  1. Gabriel... April 23, 2013 at 12:03 am #

    1. The primary power source is Matt’s life-energy. The battery is a backup…

    2. I’ll go with “yes”. But a Tim Burton version of Batman.

    3. Matt can’t get stoned anymore, because Matt is the true, walking embodiment of stoned.

  2. raincoaster April 24, 2013 at 7:55 pm #

    I agree with all of this.