Slightly-Delayed Friday Caption Contest Results: Waisting Away Edition

February 21, 2012 in Accessory to Crime, Ayyyy!, Caption Contest, Celebrity with 1 Comment

We’re back! Just in time to announce our winner of last week’s Caption Contest. Congratulations to all our entries, who kept it clean, kept it funny, and kept it WAY more polite than I would have.

SAMMICH, girl. Dayum!

SAMMICH, girl. Dayum! Your elbow shouldn't be the widest part of your arm

skahammer
February 12, 2012 at 2:15 am

Responding to IMF demands, the Romanian government’s belt-tightening measures sadly went too far.

Congratulations and imaginary swag to Skahammer! For our winner of indeterminate gender and undetermined circumference, we hypothetically present the entirely virtual swag of the actually real but in this case imago-swaginary New Yorker belt with solid silver fittings, from Vogt Silvesmiths. Talk about a money belt!

New Yorker Belt

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One Response to “Slightly-Delayed Friday Caption Contest Results: Waisting Away Edition”

  1. dandilion March 6, 2012 at 9:43 pm #

    I’ve seen women formed like this in India.. really strange and unsettling..