Slightly-Delayed Friday Caption Contest: Waisting Away

Behold the “glories” of Romanian model and poor liar Ioana Spangenberg, who claims she eats three big meals a day. I remember when Marie Osmond was boasting of a “natural” twenty inch waist” too; those were the days she was eating one apple a day and throwing it up, and she’s not five six. Nor, frankly, are many models who don’t work on fetish sites. Do your best/worst to the Human Skeleton in the comments, and points will be lost for obviousness for anyone who posts “eat a sammich.”

SAMMICH, girl. Dayum!

SAMMICH, girl. Dayum! Your elbow shouldn't be the widest part of your arm

4 Responses to “Slightly-Delayed Friday Caption Contest: Waisting Away”

  1. Moses Herzog February 12, 2012 at 2:13 am #

    Holocaust chic.

  2. skahammer February 12, 2012 at 2:15 am #

    Responding to IMF demands, the Romanian government’s belt-tightening measures sadly went too far.

  3. raincoaster February 14, 2012 at 4:39 am #

    Apologies for the delay; you were caught in Moderation Hell and I had to fish you out.

  4. Jenna February 14, 2012 at 10:00 am #

    Greeting from your new insect overlords!