So close, yet so far

Oh Angie you’re so hot…..come here and give your Pitt Bullo some lovin’.

Brad!!! What will all the people think?!? They’re not here to watch us get glammed up and make out on the red carpet! Or to throttle us into giving them a hug! They’re here to LEARN from us and become AWARE about important humanitarian issues.

I’m sorry my love. Can I at least stroke your sexy back?

Not right now Brad. I need to concentrate. There are millions of poor villagers in the developing countries who need OUR help to unlock their iPhones. Come my hunky one, use your brain to think of a way to raise PUBLIC AWARENESS.

Um, darling? I don’t think I know how to do that. I stopped thinking with that part of my body since the day we met.