Socialite involved in poor display of goods

Is this the kind of dress that does terribly unflattering things to one’s ta-tas or the kind of dress that is sold in the section towards the back of the store marked “to be paired with wonky boobs”? Either way judging from the lack of eye-to-chest contact below, presentation does count!

If you were going to get implants, why would you get them put in your underarms?
Umm, methinks that dress just does not fit properly. Her proportions are totally not suited for that dress. She is too broad across the back/shoulders (not to mention across that suspect rack) and it totally pulls around her rib cage. Does she not have a stylist? Philip Bloch would have never let this wardrobe tragedy occur! Le sob…such a sad ending for such a beautiful lady and a beautiful dress.
Poorly fitted, yes, but the design itself it far too broad across the breast. Note that the shoulders are where they should be located and yet the dress is still a foot across in the gap alone.
Who the hell designed this dress? I’d love to see it in a runway photo.