Solange Knowles, victim of great treachery
Happy Birthday Solange Knowles! You’re certainly looking…radiant. What’s that you say? Your mother and sister picked out your birthday outfit? In that specific colour? Ah, the shoes as well! They also did your hair and nails, you say? And even made sure not to outshine you by wearing drab ill-fitting clothes? I see. Have you thought about running away and joining a pack of hyenas? They would make much more trustworthy family members you know.
Y’know what’s even more disturbing? – the mom trying to compete with her daughters. I wonder if the mom is friends with Dina Lohan. It seems to me those two would have a lot to talk about.