Some advice from Auntie Nicole

“Little girl, your skin is not bad but I can see the faint beginnings of forehead lines caused by your petulant frowning and brow-furrowing.
Not to worry, with a wave of my magic needle we’ll soon have you looking as eternally youthful as Christian Slater.”

I can’t believe he did that to himself. He looks like a cartoon. How sad.
Holy hell, what happened to him??? Ugh, all my sweet memories Heathers and -era Slater have been ruined.
Ah Nicole, I await the tanking of your next movie.