Some advice from Auntie Nicole

Time is your enemy

“Little girl, your skin is not bad but I can see the faint beginnings of forehead lines caused by your petulant frowning and brow-furrowing. 

Not to worry, with a wave of my magic needle we’ll soon have you looking as eternally youthful as Christian Slater.”

My face is frozen in the 90s

3 Responses to “Some advice from Auntie Nicole”

  1. Cat November 28, 2007 at 2:36 pm #

    I can’t believe he did that to himself. He looks like a cartoon. How sad.

  2. K November 28, 2007 at 7:31 pm #

    Holy hell, what happened to him??? Ugh, all my sweet memories Heathers and -era Slater have been ruined.

  3. LBYB November 29, 2007 at 12:10 am #

    Ah Nicole, I await the tanking of your next movie.