Some guys have all the luck

They flock to him like ants to a Snickers bar

What ungodly power does Kid Rock possess that allows him to ensorcel women like Cindy Crawford into caressing his nostril hairs with her lips? 

Run Cindy! Run back to your husband and children while the night is still young. Otherwise one thing will inevitably lead to another and you will awaken to find yourself feeling terribly ashamed, with only a lousy t-shirt to show for it.

For that special lady in your life

3 Responses to “Some guys have all the luck”

  1. enc November 8, 2007 at 11:46 am #

    Kid Rock always looks scraggly. Bleah.

  2. zeqeee November 8, 2007 at 1:35 pm #

    KID ROCK IS ADORABLE.
    He isn’t a poser.
    He is comfortable with himself.
    He doesn’t have to conform to inane fashion directives,
    and for that, and all that he is: in other words, his own man – a self made man,
    he is appreciated by PLENTY of men and women, particularly those with a sense
    of humor!
    Rock on, Kid!

  3. danilo November 8, 2007 at 1:38 pm #

    It has always seemed to me that Macauley Culkin will age to look like Kid Rock. That’s not saying good things about either of them.