Someday My Prince Will Come

Prince Andrew Uniformly Attractive

Prince Andrew Uniformly Attractive

Prince Andrew in a sweater could make me sweat

Prince Andrew in a sweater could make me sweat

Prince Andrew fly me to the moon

Prince Andrew fly me to the moon

Alas, by the time he finally shows up, he’ll be thirty years past his best-before date.

 

Prince Andrew today *SOBS*

Prince Andrew today *SOBS*

Although the part about being held at gunpoint as an intruder would be par for the course for my boyfriends, if not usually at their mothers’ houses. Oh, Randy Andy, ou sont les hunks d’antan?

One Response to “Someday My Prince Will Come”

  1. raincoaster September 10, 2013 at 1:25 am #

    In the immortal words of Elfquest, “We are none of us what we once were,” of course, but STILL!

    *runs off to thumb through thirty year old copies of Majesty*