Stop crying or I’ll button up the coat

It’s a better look than a bottle of cheap whiskey, for sure. Best get down to the local portrait studio now and have yours done ahead of the crowd.
If you don’t have a baby handy, why not use the next best thing?

Looks like swaddling.
…and they are all copying the Mr. Paul McCartney, who has a photo like that on the back of one of his solo albums from the ’70s. The T is quite sure that someone else will recall an even earlier shot of Coat Baby, but she cannot.
I didn’t THINK those were real boobs she had in that bra. Clever girl, but what did she do with the other baby?