Suck it like Dracula

I vant to vear Chanel!

Keira generally didn’t mind dealing with reporters but when it came to questions about her weight, her fangs would inevitably come out. “Fools,” she hissed, “Of course I’m naturally thin. How often do you see an obese vampire? And don’t you dare accuse me of promoting unhealthy dieting. I love fat people – they taste fab!”

2 Responses to “Suck it like Dracula”

  1. raincoaster September 2, 2007 at 9:53 pm #

    But she doesn’t SWALLOW!

  2. la petite chou chou September 4, 2007 at 11:00 pm #

    ….hugely unflattering picture…funny though