Sunday Craft Spectacular!
Ladies! Before you go blowing a fortune on French couture contacts, try this protip to spruce up your spectacles for an ultra-sexy stare!
Grab those old tortoiseshells and drag them out of the 20th Century with a sparkling coat of Happy Birthday holographic glitter polish by Deborah Lippmann! Myopics of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your plain Jane glasses chains!












This is almost as good as the make-your-own-hamster-death-machine poster from years back . . . .