Take us to your couturier

Sentient beings

No need to panic, puny humans. We have come not to invade your host bodies but to observe your latest “out of this world” fashion creations.

What may be haute couture to you feeble earthlings is, to us, merely casual wear for lounging around the Alpha Centauri star system.

4 Responses to “Take us to your couturier”

  1. Jennie January 28, 2008 at 12:06 am #

    The cyborgs have to wear dark glasses so the humans will not notice the data stream…

  2. Charlie January 28, 2008 at 10:24 am #

    It’s the legs that get me: bluey-white, black and orange.

  3. Marie January 28, 2008 at 12:30 pm #

    Proof positive: unaccustomed to human appendages, two out of three Alpha Centaurians cannot fathom the Earth custom of wearing shoes that actually fit.

  4. raincoaster January 28, 2008 at 10:44 pm #

    Gee, Rihanna is much shorter than I thought.