Take us to your couturier

No need to panic, puny humans. We have come not to invade your host bodies but to observe your latest “out of this world” fashion creations.
What may be haute couture to you feeble earthlings is, to us, merely casual wear for lounging around the Alpha Centauri star system.
The cyborgs have to wear dark glasses so the humans will not notice the data stream…
It’s the legs that get me: bluey-white, black and orange.
Proof positive: unaccustomed to human appendages, two out of three Alpha Centaurians cannot fathom the Earth custom of wearing shoes that actually fit.
Gee, Rihanna is much shorter than I thought.